What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 04:17

Still no good.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
share office space ...
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Microsoft Copilot flaw raises urgent questions for any business deploying AI agents - Fortune
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Everyone loved it.