What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:31
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
No go.
Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Aussie firms Soul Patts and Brickworks' $9 billion merger sends their shares rocketing - CNBC
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read